It’s basically a 401k for your mouth.
Diversify that portfolio.
An extra large pizza is basically a long-term investment.
Know your worth and don’t be afraid to negotiate.
Next time you get the urge to splurge on a spa day:
Protect your investments.
Free should be your favorite flavor.
Vegans still seeing those greens.
When the only thing you want gaining is your capital.
Ding ding ding, that’s cut-off time.
Carry your pizza portfolio with panache.
Look for ways to increase the quality rating of your investment.
Account for varying your risk tolerance over time.
That’s some value stock right there.
Invest short-term to protect your principal.
Sometimes, you’ve just got to reassess your goals and investment priorities.